The Office (In)Activity Guide: The Slacker's Coloring Book For Doodling The Dull Days Away

Are you bored in the boardroom? Do you spend most of your cubicle time trolling the Internet for cute animal pictures? Daydream of attacking the office printer with a baseball bat no more! The zany distractions in The Office Coloring & Activity Book will keep you busy-looking all day--not to mention make you a master of excuses and a maven of office-supply war craft. With hilarious yet all-too-true illustrations and hands-on crafts for idle hands and minds, this is the new employee handbook for today's water-cooler culture. With 64 pages of illustrated games, crafts, and activities, The Office Coloring & Activity Book is your one-stop manual for surviving the job you love to hate. Don't like the tie you wore to work? Craft one from a Post-it with Outfit Origami. No promotion in sight? Dream big with the Job Title Generator. Sick day excuses in need of an upgrade? The Excuses, Excuses Flowchart will lead to you to an infallible rationalization for any situation! Keep this book by your side, and you'll never run out of things to do instead of work.