Make-Up Designer

Ever fallen foul of a fart fail? Whether you've been caught downwind of a
smelly breeze, or released a dud with more squeak than stink, this book
contains all the guidance you need to let one rip like a pro. Learn how to
identify each whiff and become an expert in fart execution with this
illustrated guide to the most disgusting farts of all time, complete with
tremendous trump sounds to help you achieve maximum devastation. Brew,
deploy, evacuate and enjoy with this essential Guide to Farts!